Thursday, June 2, 2011

The Dog Days of Spring


Summer in the South is one of two seasons, the other being winter. It seems what little fall or springtime there is it can never be taken for granted, as fall can be hot and spring often is gone before you can spell it. It’s June 1 and believe it, at 98 degrees Fahrenheit, this is summer, no matter what other folks call it. At least this is how this transplant sees it, having come from cooler climates. Accordingly, school’s out, the pools are open and it’s time to adjust to the heat by switching to summery meals.

After the daughter left for college, my cooking went into a slump. Well, not right away, as the appreciative husband liked my cooking and that kept it going for some time. But then, with an empty nest, inertia set in and dinners where sometimes haphazardly thrown together and I admit that far too often a can opener was used in preparation of meals.  I realized that something needed to change when the daughter (now an accomplished cook in her own right) returned for her summer break and requested a childhood favorite to be made which consisted of not much more than a can of Manwich sauce with ground beef thrown in, and guess what: I forgot the meat! Since said daughter seems to have the memory of an elephant, this is the one story she likes to tell when it comes to my cooking skills, despite of all the years of flawless execution I had accumulated in my favor previous to the vegetarian sauce.

Change is good but it does not always happen easily and often needs a catalyst. For me, that catalyst was a cookbook. Now, I love cookbooks and collect them, and as I leaf through the pages I can imagine what the recipes would taste like. Not that I would make them (I highly recommend this approach for all of us who fight the middle age spread)
But then I stumbled across Christy Jordan’s cookbook: “Southern Plate”. Simple recipes from the South, the kind my mom would have made would she have been born here instead of in good old Germany. Isn’t it strange how memory works? I immediately recalled hot summer days when my mother made sweet tea with lemon (no sodas in our house, since we were on a limited budget), potato salad, noodle salad…lots of different salads, actually, sometimes accompanied by schnitzels, sometimes by fried meatballs or something from the grill. And there were summery sheet cakes and tarts with plums, rhubarb, apple, blueberries (we handpicked these in the mountains of the Black Forest, a veritable von Trapp family including the singing) Ripe raspberries and plump strawberries, all grown in the huge garden my mother had. Everything tasted amazing, even though at that age I was not necessarily appreciative. We three girls were often tasked with weed pulling duty and since we could not visit the pool until the beds were freed from the weedy invasion the garden’s bounty did not impress us in the least. (Once you pay premium prices at a Farmer’s Market to get succulent berries, attitudes change, trust me)

But, I digress.  For some reason, nothing that I could explain, Christy’s cookbook made me want to actually TRY to make her recipes, not just look at them. Maybe what lured me in was that no huge investment needed to be made, not of time and not of money. Everything seemed pretty straightforward and besides, what I really appreciated, where the little asides (well, these came from her website) where the things we shouldn’t do but sometimes do anyhow (stir instead of fold or not waiting for the margarine to be soft enough) were mentioned with a little wink,  so we knew that these sins would be forgiven.
So I started out with the Banana Crumb Cake. Big Banana taste!  My husband’s office mates, employed as tasters, proclaimed that it must be a European cake because it could not possibly be American since ALL American cakes are cloyingly sweet. Little did they know! 

Again, I have to digress. In general, Europeans come in contact with the American cake species when they go to a birthday party (often an office birthday) and there is the usual offering of a commercially prepared sheet cake with 2 inches of sugary frosting. Even though I have been known to valiantly ride to the rescue of the art of American baking, the impression persists that overall American baked goods are just too sweet.

So, big compliment, as I said. Next, it was onto the Orange Supreme Cake (in our case Lemon Supreme because it took me a while to locate the Orange Supreme Mix), also a winner. At this point my husband started to wonder whether Aliens had taken his wife since my baking had languished even more than my cooking. To mix things up, I made the pork chops with the House Autry mix – a simple,  but delicious idea, even though the mix did not quite adhere as much as I wanted it to (but, that I can fix), followed by the Patriotic Punch Bowl Cake (very summery and tasty).

My husband complained about his expanding waistline (while going for the second helping).  However, undeterred we moved on to the pudding poke cake, because it was fun, fast and I already had all the ingredients. My suggestion to take the leftover cake to the office, so we could have our cake and not eat (all of) it, was not favorably received.  Sometimes the proof is literally in the pudding. 

Right now, I feel I have to control myself since I am itching to cook or bake something! And temptation is always lurking with a daily new recipe posting on facebook .  But, I am having fun and it is nice to spend some time and end up with a finished product that invariably tastes good. 

I also may have to buy new clothes.

I will take a break from Southern Plate to bake a Buttermilk Chocolate Cake from the Washington Post’s Food section, it just sounded too delicious to pass up and also, it is a little more challenging and time consuming, so I am excited about it. However, I already have the ingredients for the Lemon Poppy Seed Bread. Sigh! Somebody come and rescue me, please.

It seems, as long as Southern Plate posts, the cook may just be in. 

And she is having fun.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

How I Wish You Were Here

I am watching the flight tracker. The little orange plane moves in tiny little increments closer to its destination which is NY, NY. I will breathe a sigh of relief once the status changes from "in flight" to "landed", knowing full well that there will be two more orange planes to observe until I can hop in the car and drive to the airport. This will not happen until tonight, earliest, if all goes well and no connection is missed. It's not even lunch time yet.

How I wish you were here...

As the saying goes: "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" and I guess it's true. Having to rely on Skype again just to talk about the day is harder than I thought, especially since Skype, which has performed flawlessly, returns to the old ways of interrupted phone calls, garbled roboto voices and to spite us doesn't even want to give us the chance to see each other on the webcam.

I wanted to say how I missed him in so many ways, some mundane, some more profound, but all I managed to talk about was the dog, the cats, the weather!!! But now he is on his way home and the hours stretch endlessly until I get to pick him up. Thus far I have managed to drink far too much coffee, to walk the dog, to feed her and the relentless kittens, to pick up stuff, to look at the newspaper, to google EVERYTHING. Then, to pass time I picked up my trusted Breedlove, a gift from him so I finally would have a great guitar with a lovely sound instead of my pawn shop special Ovation. You'd think that would be the perfect thing to do on a cold and gray, not very springlike day. And it felt right until I came across some of the songs we played at our last performance.

How I wish you were here...
All went well until the chorus when I realized that it just won't sound the same when you find yourself singing the harmony with the lead missing.

I was o.k. walking the dog at 2 a.m. in the morning, during a thunderstorm and I reprogrammed the weather radio when it would not function properly anymore, even found it very handy to look at the instruction manual on my iPad instead of looking for the paper version as I normally would have. I updated all my software and fixed ensuing problems, all by myself, when I usually would have just called for my trusted tech support. I built the cat condo, alone, even though the instructions suggested that it would work better with two people building. I recorded some TV programs, just because I could and to prove that I am still mistress of the remote. All these little things that he normally does, I did them and felt weirdly, oddly proud.

That is, until I picked up the guitar. It was a mistake.

And now, I just want to have him home. He is moving ever so much closer but still he seems so far away.
When I see him I will talk about the dog, the cats and the weather. I might mention the weather radio and all my other ventures.
But when I pick up the guitar and his voice joins mine I will tell him that I missed him.  
And he will understand, as always.
How I wish you were here.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

To the Manor Born

Eine kleine Buettenrede zum Fasching

Der Mensch, er fasset den Entschluss
Dass er Doktor werden muss
Das Befriedigend, nicht voll
Doch findet ihn die Uni toll
Dazu noch eine Gelderspende
Und siehe da, mehr als behende
Zur Promovierung zugelassen
Ach, er kann sein Glueck nicht fassen
Hurtig macht er sich ans Werk
Doch Arbeit macht die Finger derb
Familie, Beruf, die Zeit ist knapp
Da schreibt er ein paar Seiten ab
Schwupp, hat man erst mal gelogen
Sind die Skrupel schnell verflogen
Ein Gutachten hier, ein paar Seiten da,
Der Doktorvater ruft: Heureka!
Schnell, lass‘ uns das Oeuvre binden
Niemand wird die Stellen finden
Auch wenn fast alles abgeschrieben?
Niemand straft den Freiherrn Luegen
Mit dem Doktor vorne dran
Ist er ein gemachter Mann
Weg ist nun die Barriere
Zu der steilen Karriere
Und bevor man sich‘s versieht
Hat das Volk ihn auch noch lieb
Soll die Streitkraft reformieren
Und gesund konsolidieren
Die Kanzlerin ist ganz betoert
Als er dann den Amtseid schwoert
Doch Akademia, voller Tuecke
Untersucht sein Meisterstuecke
Behauptet dann, ganz unverhohlen
Der Doktortitel sei gestohlen
Von Plagiat wird da gesprochen
Doch hier wird nicht zu Kreuz gekrochen
Er habe doch nur falsch zitiert
Und ein paar Stellen nicht markiert
Laut ist da das Wehgeschrei
Selbst in der eigenen Partei
Ein halbes Volk ist ganz empoert
Von den Medien sehr verstoert
Hat man den Herrn doch so verehrt
Doch nun man ihm den Ruecken kehrt
Und trotz sehr beredter Worte
Weist man ihm gar bald die Pforte
Vielmehr, er ist von selbst gegangen
Niemand soll mich hier belangen
Ein bisschen Busch, ein bisschen Roth
Kein Plagiat, nur Dichtersnoth
Ja, man ist schon  inspiriert
Wenn man derart irritiert
Sollten es gar welche wagen
Mich dann auch zu hinterfragen
Sag ich nur: „Ich hab studiert“
Und fluester dann:“ Nicht promoviert!“
Denn damals, vor so langer Zeit
Stand kein Internet bereit
Und entgegen boeser Zungen
Waer‘ es mir sonst auch gelungen!
Auch wenn ein Mensch sich irren kann
Ist er deshalb kein schlechter Mann
Zur Basis kehrt er nun zurueck
Versucht mit Volkes Naeh‘ sein Glueck
Und die geschichtliche Moral?
Da sag ich nur:
Es war einmal…


Ein Gedicht frei nach Busch, Roth und anderen, umgesetzt von Susanne Moers.
Etwaige Aehnlichkeiten mit Persoenlichkeiten des oeffentlichen Lebens sind rein zufaellig.
Nichts fuer ungut…
Ein Dank, und dreifach Helau (aehem, Alaaf) meinem persoenlichen Versmassfetischisten.